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Top 10 Quotes on Beards, Moustaches, and Facial Hair


“He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.” – William Shakespeare

“You offer a sincere compliment on a great moustache, and suddenly she’s not your friend!” – Marty Feldman

“I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan’s look good.” – Bill Walton


“My moustache gets so many questions he has his own agent.” – Tom Selleck

“Hitler ruined that moustache. It’s an interesting moustache, but now nobody can wear it.” – Larry David

“You can’t do comedy with a beard.” – Alexei Sayle

“It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.” – D.H. Lawrence


“It’s not a beard; it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.” – Bill Bailey

“If you’re ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.” – Phil Dunphy

“I never had a beard before I got busted.” – Charles Manson