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Top 10 celebrity tweets

 

We’ve sifted through the mountains of vitriol and celebrity ad nauseam to bring you these Tweety gems…

“I don’t believe in most of you either.”
@TheTweetofGod

“One man thought ‘Let’s name the band Spandau Ballet’ and four other men agreed.”
@Michaelianblack

“I watched a kid have an epic meltdown in the cereal aisle. I’m taking his side, Cheerios are not Fruit Loops. His mom was being a arse.”
@JennyJohnsonHi5

“I don’t see why the last day of the Olympics shouldn’t be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball till we have an ultimate champion.” @Stephen_Colbert

“Presidential election today when we finally find out just how batty America is…”
@JohnCleese

“One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass.”
@chrisrock

“Iran’s supreme leader has joined Facebook – which has been banned in Iran since 2009. Now that’s a novel social media strategy.”
@mickhodgkin

“If I was invisible I’d kick a mime artist to death, so at least he’d die with everybody thinking he was great at his job.”
@frankieboyle

“Russian dolls are so full of themselves.”
@MooseAllain 

“Victoria’s Secret: she was born with both.” 
@SarahKSilverman

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